come to jesus

Originally an emotional experience that is life changing, it has evolved to mean a serious argument, one that better result in a change of action or else.

My husband and I are going to have a "come to jesus" over this remodeling job.
or
I'm going to have a "come to jesus" with that kid about his drinking and partying.

by Sak July 29, 2004

Flag

Get the come to jesus mug.

BLACK JESUS

An exclamation used when blankets are pulled over the head and nothing is visible.

* pulls sheets over head, screams in a muffled voice*

"BLACK JESUS...!"

by BarelyAHuman May 24, 2015

Flag

Get the BLACK JESUS mug.

Related Words

jesus • Jesus Christ • Jesus freak • jesus h christ • Jesus Juice • jesuspieces • jesus tits • jesusfuck • Jesus loves you • Jesus of Suburbia

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.

The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.

by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010

Flag

Get the The Blonde Jesus mug.

oh lawd jesus

Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."

Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"

by Le_Willis May 21, 2014

Flag

Get the oh lawd jesus mug.

Kiss the Jesus

Catholic Church code phrase used by Priests whilst in the confessional instructing the unwary confessee to "Kiss the Jesus." This is always accompanied by the sound of a zipper coming down in a rapid manner and a loud, "BOING-ing" sound as the erect penis of the Priest, at the sight of a ten year old boy, pops out of his Cassock.

Gerald, Ten Year Old Boy: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession."

Catholic Priest: "Say five Our Fathers and One Hail Mary and KISS THE JESUS."

<zip, BOING, followed by smooching noises>

by T&E September 7, 2005

Flag

Get the Kiss the Jesus mug.

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Flag

Get the Well, Jesus' Step-Dad! mug.

chocolate jesus

Similar to the filthy Sanchez but with one major difference. After you've engaged in anal sex you don't just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard.

I gave your sister the chocolate Jesus last night.

Really, how'd she take it?

I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.

by DjinnNTawnik June 26, 2007

Flag