Bedwetting

If you are an adult who still pees the bed on a regular basis then your name is probably Joel Maloney

Oh man Joel's had another bedwetting accident, he's a hopeless bedwetter

by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018

Bedoggled

When you need to get up but can't because a dog or dogs are on you and you are comfy and they are comfy but you do actually need to get up.

Can't come out , i'm bedoggled

I'm bedoggled, you answer the phone

Get me a coffee, i'm bedoggled and can't stand up

by SaZadoglegends June 9, 2019

Facebook-Bedtime

A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.

Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!

Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.

by BaconSauce August 29, 2010

bedingfield

also known as a one hit wonder. a single which inexplicably gets to number one only for the artist involved to fade into obscurity. from the surname of two incredibly talentless 'pop stars' who i will hopefully never have the misfortune to hear of again. ever.

'have you heard that crap that's at number one in the charts?'
'yep, don't worry though, thats a bedingfield if ever i heard one'

by jeremy springsteen September 24, 2004

bedazzler

When you on the John and you are jacking off and you poop and cum at the same time and you have to to yell BEDAZZLER!!!

Kyle: What took you so long of the can?
Nate: Man i had a bedazzler, that shit was everywhere.

by Tom ASS April 14, 2008

bedos

dirty ass mexican, whole is a porno holic

danny the mexican bedos

by g money October 16, 2004

bedwetter

Mostly vodka, or any large-format beverage containing a high percentage of grain alcohol.

Give me a bedwetter, and just splash a little kool-aid in there, buddy.

I had three Big Gulp bedwetters last night and I woke up this morning with my dick in the dirt.

by Mark Soutter September 19, 2006