you make the baby Jesus cry 

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said

Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.

you make the baby Jesus cry by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

The Quirky Jewish Boy

When you go skydiving, and you pull down your pant and take a HUGE dump. It accelerates so fast to the ground it becomes a deadly weapon.

The guy has to shit, so he did the Quirky Jewish Boy.

The Quirky Jewish Boy by Pedestrian Hit by brick shit April 11, 2010

Between the leg jpeg

A picture taken with the camera thrust between someon's legs.

See that picture? It is actually a between the leg jpeg.

Between the leg jpeg by Creeper6969 January 6, 2010

the Steve Jeltz of 

Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...

To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.

About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.

My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."

the Steve Jeltz of by C-Mills September 14, 2012

The Inside Job 

The act of inserting your penis into a womans ass, then placing your hand inside her vagina and proceeding to jerk yourself off.

That skank last night was soo loose I had to hitter in the shitter, and do "The Inside Job" to Nut.

The Inside Job by Eric Isinya February 28, 2011

The Unstoppable Juggernut 

"A sexual act in which a female waits legs open while a male on the opposite edge of the room they are in yells "I'm the juggernaut bitch!" And then runs full force into the waiting female's genitals and nuts on impact"

"Last night I performed The Unstoppable Juggernut on my girlfriend"

The Unstoppable Juggernut by Devastator1776 November 1, 2017

The Late JC 

1. A wannabe computer nerd who has alot of time on his hands. He has coined a few useless terms including; Chillicothe, Maddog Tannen, 8-bit, and the one and only B -Vice.
2. A socially awkward, gangly dude who will kick ya ass!!!............ at Mariokart.
3. One who tries to be funny but is not.

Man the late JC is fucking annoying, and why does he always mispelll stuff in his dictionary entries.

The Late JC by ThE LaTe JC April 13, 2005