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sucking tit through a shirt

Its what you say when you get something but realize its not quite all you could have...you are just short of the goal
"hey man, I heard that chick you took home made you wear a condom.."
"yeah, it was like sucking tit through a shirt"
by Bullshit99 November 7, 2006
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cock sucking ex-boyfriend

stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"
JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators
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Gary suck my cock

Term from 'Team America World Police', the Parker and Stone movie, where Spottsworth asks Gary to suck him off but doesn't actually show the act.

1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!

2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.
Gary suck my cock.

Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.

ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.
by americafkyahfdf June 19, 2011
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National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
by CumJuggler3000 September 24, 2019
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Bluff Call Muck Suck

When a player mucks the winning hand after another player just bluff called first envision by a poker Pioner from Boston, MA named Brett.
Dennis: Check

Brett: ALL-IN

Dennis: CALL

Brett: you must have it MUCK

Dennis: Shows 3 high

Dennis to Brett: There goes brett with that ingenious Bluff Call Muck Suck again.
by The Dragon Slayer 17 October 17, 2010
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cock sucking dildoe magnet

someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.
i see a cock sucking dildoe magnet over there. look at the cock sucker.
by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005
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