national dick sucking day 

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

national dick sucking day by yrfavho April 11, 2017

Suckiyaki 

Pronounced SU-KI-YAKI.

The ancient Japanese oral sex technique, where a woman inserts a man's penis into a mouthful of mixed vegetables.

Man 1: "I've totally got greanbeans and corn jammed down my piss-tube."

Man 2: "Suckiyaki, huh?"

Man 1: "....yeah."

Suckiyaki by nic_rocks October 15, 2010

FUCKING THING SUCKS 

when someone posts an article about (x) doing (x)that is not welcomed by the majority of forum users. The phrase can be spiced by adding: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
Taken from Bill O'Reilly's Inside Edition meltdown.

Ex. 1:
A digg user has just posted an article about Rush Limbaugh doing (x).

Digg user's reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS"

Ex. 2:
A digg user has just posted an article about Hillary Clinton doing (x).
Reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
Reply to reply: "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"

FUCKING THING SUCKS by Allynd Dudnikov May 18, 2008

my sister sucks 

your sister is not cool, is rude, and makes you want to kill yourself

my sister sucks. i want to leave

my sister sucks by charly6187 November 20, 2016

Suckology 

The study of sucking

I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT

Suckology by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015

Sucklet

One of itemLabel's plushies, a Sucklet is in a star shape with three dots in the center for its face, designating two eyes and a mouth. It also squeaks if you press it! It likes to eat all the treats and snacks in your home and decomposing. It is often associated with mushrooms because of the latter fact.

There are three variants of Sucklet: Sucklet, which has a white body and black dots; Dark Sucklet, which has a black body and white dots; and Super Sucklet which is like Sucklet but three times bigger.

Do not let it in your home! I repeat: DO NOT. Peepy is welcomed but if you do let a sucklet in, you will regret it. (Jk)

You can buy your own sucklet on itemLabel's website. There are YouTube videos if you want hear songs made about this plushy. So far, they've starred in Sucklet's Song and Sucklet Dies (not a song).

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Person 1: Hey, do you know how to get rid of sucklets? I've let one in my house because it looked so cold and alone from being outside too long, but now all it does is suck my entire stash of Doritos.
Person 2: That must've suck, dude. I don't think that there's a way to get rid of those pests, but even if you lost all of your beloved Doritos, at least sucklets are very adorable and soft.
Person 1: That's true. :)

Sucklet by racecar = racecar March 17, 2021

Butt-sucky 

An object of scorn or ridicule. Something beneath contempt, a complete and utter piece of fermenting dung.

“I’m going to Subway you want something?”
“Nah fuck that everything in that fuckin shithole is butt-sucky.”

Butt-sucky by Mr doses November 26, 2019