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ur mom gay

you don't know how to comback with a sick roast? use this career destroying saying, it is also the worst thing you could say at a funeral or a family dinner.
person 1: my mom just died, i'm so sad!
person 2: ur mom gay
"person one dies"

sister: can you pass me the ketchup?
me: no
sister: fuck you
me: your mom gay
by ur parents gay November 10, 2021
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Highland Park moms

In Highland Park, IL the moms there are all orange, drive big cars paid for by their husbands, always want to be first, are friends with other Highland Park moms and treat each other like they're all back in high school. They're mostly Jewish and are all really rich, but live mostly in McMansions for some fucked up reason. And they name their kids all the same thing, and their idea of "charity" is to pay thousands of dollars to expensive puppy boutiques and get all dressed up for the black tie charity parties. They really have no idea of what else goes on in the world except for whose turn it is to carpool. Oh, and they have the worst plastic surgeons, thinking they need plastic surgery.
by LittleMissBlondie January 3, 2011
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Ur mom

I fuck ur mom last night it was amazing
by Pedophyle November 19, 2018
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your mom

What immature teenagers say as a comeback to everything, often accompanied by "in bed" or "last night"
Person 1: That was fun.

Person 2: Your mom was fun. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: That concert took, like, three hours!

Person 2: Your mom took, like, three hours. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: What's that supposed to mean?

Person 2: Your mom!

Person 1: Huh?
by Smyke April 19, 2010
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eddie's mom

A over-weight married woman who sleeps around with anyone but prefers her friend's husbands. Usually quite unattractive and smells like a dirty dog. Spends her days in the trailer with no bra on.
Val is totally Eddie's MoM!
by chzcak March 15, 2019
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Harms mom

That joke had me dead...just like harms mom
by Plum15 May 27, 2018
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Your mom

A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.
Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!
by D-A. January 30, 2012
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