i brrrrrrrrrrrup my husband looks at me with such a serious look and says "you know what that was?" i say "what?" he says an "educated fart"
by ancjwilliams September 1, 2010
Get the educated fartmug. Fart Whistle is when a human farts and it sounds like a whistle... I don't know what the he'll you where expecting.
by broley38 August 24, 2017
Get the fart whistlemug. Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.
1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.
by Fat Albertson May 10, 2016
Get the fart swapmug. a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks
by Holdav May 5, 2021
Get the fart alarmmug. The fantastic adventure movie featuring Harrison Ford, Denzel Washington, Kevin Costner, and others. In a flatulent fantasy wonderland, Ford traverses the complexities of real relationships by determining the best time to drop his first audible and smellable fart in the presence of his one true love.
by The Poopetrator December 13, 2018
Get the Fart Barriermug. When you’re driving down the road with a passenger and you lock the windows and slowly silently release a fart, forcing the passenger to inhale your tiny invisible poop particles.
Fart Rape, While driving down the road I locked the windows and let loose a silent fart, fart raping the unsuspecting passengers in my car.
by Kook1228 October 2, 2019
Get the Fart Rapemug. When an object or person causes you dissatisfaction you may fart on it to show it (or them) the measure of your dissatisfaction with it's (or their) manner, way of being, actions or existence.
by 1030JH April 21, 2022
Get the get it farted onmug.