ZUCK

non listener
someone who is incapable of understanding what they hear

reuben is a zuck. he wrote down the wrong words.

by nick gay November 15, 2007

Zuckered

Named after the character Andrea Zuckerman in the show Beverly Hills 90210, getting Zuckered is a reference to a demotion among a group of friends to a level reflecting her low social status on the show. One who has been Zuckered is rendered to the level of friend people put up with in large social settings, but generally try to avoid bringing out to smaller more intimate gatherings.

If your friends don't invite you to the "cool" gatherings, you've been Zuckered. If you are made fun of constantly behind your back, you've been Zuckered. If people suspect you have some no-chance crush on another member of the group, you've been Zuckered.

It can also be identified by the collective low groan exhibited by the group when a Zuckered person arrives.

The irony of one who has been Zuckered, is they typically have no clue it has happened and try to act as a normal member of the group. Once one has been Zuckered, it is best to move on to friends of even lower social status, hobos, criminals, Walmart employees, to attempt to re-establish social hierarchy.

Kelly just confessed her love to Brandon who promptly Zuckered her.

by DrSmooth February 11, 2010

zuckerburg

Zuckerberg is the CEO of Facebook.

1: Who is the CEO of Facebook?
2:It's Mark Zuckerburg you knob!

by Cake of the gamer July 27, 2017

zuckerberg

to refuse a ridiculously good offer

He zuckerberged a $1 billion offer from Yahoo!
Ref: Mark Zuckerberg (founder of Facebook),

by Optical-i October 24, 2007

Zuckerfucked

When you get your account or group on facebook shut down

“Goddamn it fam, our group just got Zuckerfucked.”

by howiethebair November 8, 2018

zuckerberging

When you create a new tool or software that you give away for free to people with the sole purpose of stealing everyone's data.

Google is zuckerberging its users by storing all searches, photos and locations.

by lars mango June 1, 2018

Zuck

The action of a woman giving a man a nice, wet, sloppy blow job to the point were the man ejaculates so god damn hard that his semen squirts out the tip of his dick harder than water out of a firetruck hose, like seriously he has to cum that hard fellas, so because of that, the cum not only gets lodged into the woman's throat, but also gets all over the woman's face, especially around the lips. And after he is finished ejaculating; and the cum is all over the woman's face and all inside her mouth, she tries to say "Oh fuck that was good", but instead it sounds like "oh zuck that was good" hens the word Zuck.

*woman gives man a blow job, and the man just finished ejaculating like a firetruck hose*

woman: "Fuck your dick is so nice" (fuck sounded like she was saying zuck)
man: "now thats what I call a nice zuck ;)"

by HypeBe4st June 14, 2018