badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals

I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.

by theanarchist July 01, 2013

aww wit

An expression of dismay. Originated in Scotland.

"This pub quiz is so hard - aww wit!"

by yermawyabaw August 21, 2008

tard wit

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded

Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit

by --Jordan-- August 01, 2006

Witness Check

A quick look around to check for witnesses before you proceed to beat someone's ass or worse.

Punchy Paul did a witness check before mugging Oblivious Aaron.

by r/InsaneProtestors April 13, 2021

lean wit it, rock wit it

pretty much one of the best songs, by dem franchize boyz, right now

today i turned on the radio lean wit it, rock wit it was playin.

by Rager07 June 04, 2006

Fuck Wit

A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"

Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

jehovahs witness

A group of people that study the bible. Not to be mistaken for a cult because they have the choice to leave whenever they want to. They make a habit of spending at least an hour every week going door to door and preaching. There prophesying may have been wrong in the past but they are genuinely nice people. They were also persecuted during the holocaust along with the Jews and Roma. They do in fact encourage their members to pursue post secondary education. Their people make the best husbands and wives out there.

'Yo guy, just talked to a jehovahs witness for kicks'

'why'

' No reason. He was surprisingly nice.'

by Scaramouch October 27, 2011