Shadow O' Willstache

the result of Will's (from the Terrace) encounter with an unrelenting pair of scissors, rendering him 'stacheless, leaving only the mere shadow of his once formidable imperial moustache betwixt his rosy cheeks.

When Will shaved his moustache, he was left with a Shadow O' Willstache that made him look like a douchebag.

by Goddard April 13, 2008

Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

like a willow tree

Getting so High you feel like droopy kid.

We are about to get like a willow tree!

by Choadzilla March 8, 2015

The Council of willogrove

consists of B.P D.H C.J K.M J.D R.D

The council of willogrove will decide your fate.

by Julian D is best ™ January 26, 2023

Willtarded

When someone is 6 foot 6 1/2 inches past retarded

Look at that willtarded guy

by Bwayne ditty waken December 3, 2011

willnot

little bits of shit stuck to your ass hairs that will NOT wipe off. aka dingleberries aka clingons around Uranus (or Klingons around your anus

Emma finally agrees to give Rick a rimjob and exclaims, "WTF?? What's chewy?"

Rick grins evilly & says, "Sorry, forgot to scrape off the willnots!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 7, 2009

Willow

Beautiful. Smexxy. Black. Tall. Lefty. Artist.

Willow is fine!

by Peaches9954 October 8, 2018