Vanessa

She is slow. She loves to eat,sleep, and drink. She hates ppl and has a low self esteem

Hey look that girl looks slow...must be a vanessa

by madi_13 May 5, 2019

Vanessa

My beautiful lady friend.

Vanessa is probably one of the coolest people out there, she is very loving and fun!

by PloopFard March 23, 2020

Vanessa

Vanessa, a chimichanga who is covered in ranch and is licking honey mustard off of peoples toes.

Vanessa the spicy chimichanga.

by mangotango134 October 3, 2017

vanessa

a bad bitch. she a little fake but she says she isn't, she still cool thought. she don't have no drama.

Vanessa looking like the baddest bitch today.

by annakayff August 28, 2017

Vanessa

Vanessa is very loud and outspoken; you know when she shows up the room will light up. She is a woman of many words; very unique; always has alcohol in her foam cup, even in the am. She is always tan and you will know for sure and can't win a leg war to save her life. Watch out for her elephant stomp in a thumb war. Excellent grammatical skills and is hot to trot. Yes Those are real; they came with the frame; and don't cross a bitch.

Vanessa is one BAD donkey!!

Are those tripple D's?

reply: Yes they are.

by JIMMYWOO July 10, 2018

Vanessa

A "porquitchona".

- That girl is really Vanessa.

- You are right! She is a real porquitchona!

by TheBigBald July 14, 2018

Vanessa

Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.

Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.

Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.

Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.

Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!

Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what

by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017