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Tower User 

A power user of toilet paper in a family, who selfishly expects the other members to replace the last roll each time, when they should be the one to do this dirty job at home.
Tally is the tower user who notoriously uses the last toilet roll until there are barely any sheets left for her family members to wipe their backsides.
Tower User by MathPlus December 29, 2018
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Mac User 

In this definition, both the PC user's and Mac User's points of view will be shown.

1. A Mac User is a person who uses a Mac computer (made by Apple, Inc.) Typically, this type of creature can be found in expensive coffee shops or a book store, wears scarves indoors, brags about his or her Mac to everyone within sight, and likes to talk about pointless subjects like literature, semantics or life with his/her fellow Mac User buddies.

2. A Mac user is a person who uses a Mac computer (made by Apple, Inc.) Typically, Mac users are very precocious and consider their computers to be a work of art, rather than fashion. They are so excited to have computers that don't require a constant battle against viruses that they have to tell everyone in the world how great it is. This is often mistaken for bragging. Mac Users are generally very cheery and have time to talk about and do whatever they please because they aren't spending time trying to repair or protect their computers.
PC User POV example: Look at that fag over there sipping his coffee, using his Mac, and pushing his Wayfarers up on his nose. He thinks he's the shit. Stupid Mac User!

Mac User POV example: Look at that clever being yonder! He's opted to spend more time enjoying life than fighting the minions of a virtual devil. Kudos!
Mac User by iReplacedmyPC July 3, 2010

AOL User 

Amateurs On-Line; a person considered contemptibly inept at using the internet. The only peeps who use this ISP just don't know any better. The same people who use MS OS. I don't feel for the F'cks. If you're too dumb to know, then keep on keeping on
Never take computer advive from an AOL user.
AOL User by yokevin December 31, 2005
A PC user is a user that puts up with a lot of crap. They are able to with stand microsoft's stupid shit, and are proud of it. They are mainly the "high tech" people of the world.

You can tell who they are by them asking the same question multiple times, or by the look of their desktop

NOTE: they think they are 1337, haxx0r, roxx0r.
John: Yeah I upgraded to XP. I am such a haxx0r!
Sue: Really? How good is it?
John: I don't know... but can you help be find my documents?
Sue: NOOB!
PC user by Blitz January 5, 2004
Someone who uses urban dictionary for fake accounts
I'm Shane a UD user I made this fake account and one about myself
UD user by SHITSHAFT June 7, 2016

cock user 

When a girl doesn't want a relationship but wants to fuck you
Man I fucked a girl last night but she was a complete cock user and left as soon as we were done.
cock user by UNCLEBRADISBAD July 11, 2017

invalid user 

The god of internet, a legend.
Invalid user... he scares me.
invalid user by ZendeR__ March 22, 2018