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Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend is a crunkcore/scene band that consists of members Jon Jumper on vocals and production, Scarlet Skyie on vocals, and Josh Perczuk on screams. The band was formed in late 2015 with Jon Jumper being the original/only member until Scarlet Skyie and Josh Perczuk joined in April of 2016. The band originally went by the name "Murder At the Dance Club" throughout 2014-2015 until Jon changed the name to "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend" due to a few incidents involving the police. The members have also been involved in side-projects such as a joke band Jon and Scarlet formed with Kai Cyru$ and R. Tragedy by the name of "Rawr XD" and have done a bit of solo work as well.
Did you listen to that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend song? They sound a bit like Blood On the Dance Floor, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, and Dot Dot Curve.
by DokuHantā May 31, 2016
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Unicorn Queen

Many people know of this unicorn queen. Also mentioned as shraya. The unicorn queen has said to be the ruler of all the unicorn for more than times beginning. She has said to be a teen with great intelligence and honor. Till this day she lives.
Girl:"Have you heard of the unicorn queen?"
Boy:"Yah, she's pretty cool"
by GlitterFarter2008 October 8, 2008
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Unicorn

n. YOU-ni-corn
A unicorn is a magical animal that can only be seen by the purest of the pure-hearted. Ancient accounts suggest that unicorns look like a horse with a spiraled horn protruding from the middle of its forehead. Not to be confused with a Pegasus.

Unicorns are majestic creatures, and some say that from one touch of their horn, they can heal anything.

A more modern twist to the mythological beast is that unicorns can fly without wings. Instead, they are propelled by the rainbows they fart out. They have been known to sneeze skittles and poop ice cream, and eat anything with sugar in it.

A unicorn must never be captured, as when it is, it turns into something looking like a large, orange, slimy object with one eye and a toupee. If this happens, it means that the unicorn has lost all their magical abilities and their will to live, along with their beauty and their brains, so they are basically a lump o slime and nothing else.
Luckily, as the purest or the pure-hearted never do such things, this has never happened, but if you do see someone attempting to push a large, neighing, invisible mass into a cage, then please stop them, as it is debated that the capture of a unicorn will lead to the destruction of humanity.
Some believe that Donald Trump is a captured unicorn.
If you see a flying horse with a horn pooping rainbows, it is probably a unicorn.
by LittleMissLily May 7, 2017
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Unicorn Show

Where a female stripper straps a dildo on a bachelor's head and proceeds to ride said dildo.
Do your strippers get weird? We need to define weird...Have you heard of a Unicorn Show?

Did that just happen? Yeah man, he just got Unicorned.
by SL-DW-HV-KD-KC-JN March 3, 2009
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crazed unicorn

an orgy of 2 or more lesbians and one of them straps a strap-on to her head and proceeds to do crazy shit to the other hoes.
pretty simple: lesbians, a strap-on strapped to one of their heads and that girl goin' to town!
by Rob "bigwalker" Williams February 22, 2003
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Unicorn Fuck

Strapping a dilldo on your forehead and penetrating your mate with it.
Dude one:"Yo! i Unicorn fucked Sara last night"
Dude two: "Awesome"
by Black ZQ December 23, 2010
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unicorn

a magical horse with a horn on the middle o its forehead that missed noahs arks boarding!
kid: oh look mom its a sparkly horse!
mom: oh no sweetie thats a unicorn.
teenager: nope.. that has to be edward cullen as a horse...
by blllleeeeeeeeeeep June 13, 2011
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