Twoffer

1)2 things done simultaneously

2)anything that is difficult or hard to do

1)
Nicole: My hair doesent fall off anymore :D

Abe: Now i wont have to pick at it then :D

Bystander: Thats a Twoffer


2)My test is such a Twoffer.. it sucks!

by Abe and Nicole February 28, 2009

Toofty

The word Toofty has many definitions

Most common:

1. Someone who is both a Tool and a Poof

2. Someone you dislike or are upset with.

3. A closet homosexual

4. overly metro sexual individuals

1. Liam is a Toofty

2. Evan stop being a Toofty

3. That guy is a raging Toofty

4. That guy in the scarf is a massive Toofty

by Snow-flea July 29, 2009

Twootballer

An AFL football that uses Twitter

Yo dawg, that Harry O'Brien is a mad twootballer.

by SportSpiel April 27, 2010

Tooofer

tuck the dick between the legs and allow girl to give you a blowjob

Last night Brooke gave me a Tooofer.

by Howie Felter Snatch November 3, 2010

Twootitude

Two people in a fortress of solitude.

Cindy and I were in twootitude and banged

by Twootles June 1, 2011

twoods

Slang word for Woods but for twitter

What are you doing in your part of the twoods?

by anontwoods January 6, 2012

Twoochie

A 12 to 14 year old that is dressed like a hoochie. A tween whose parents obviously do not care enough about their daughter to keep her from dressing like a slut.

Look at that twoochie hanging out in front of Chuck-E-Cheese trolling for tokens from the boys.

by anonyomass August 30, 2013