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tucker pucker 

Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up
Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked

Tucker trach 

A tracheostomy performed on a non-vaccinated viewer of Fox News, secondary to Tucker Carlson's covid vaccine misinformation.
10% of our covid patients are immunosuppressed. The other 90% have Tucker Trachs! Thanks Tucker!
Tucker trach by FluffyMD February 11, 2022

Tucker Pucker 

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.
He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.

tucker song 

"a song to sing while your eating tucker"
for example : yesterday i went camping and we had tucker and sang the tucker song.
tucker song by jesSiiCAR* June 11, 2006

Tucker Fucker 

One who is too tired during intercourse to contribute energy to the activity.
Bitch was so close to passing out, I had to tucker fucker!
Tucker Fucker by Cockmagpie June 18, 2012

Tucker time 

When tucker gets excited and becomes extremely horny for dwee
Geez, did you hear that Tucker had a Tucker Time the other night? She thought of Dwee and her aeola started to oozze
Tucker time by Lachlan Hare March 6, 2008