The Thomas Affair

The emails from Ginny Thomas, the conservative activist wife of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas 'to-then' Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, pressing him to fight to do whatever he could to support Donald Trump in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

The Democrat party says they will handle 'The Thomas Affair' with kidgloves, and prudence.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2022

double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!

I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009

Thomas Selby

he is the most caring sweent guy you will ever meet. he has a heart of gold but is a total bad ass. he has a loving girlfriend who would give him the world and he would do the same....so fucking hot!!!!

thomas selby is kelsey's man!

by [e-mail] October 15, 2009

Thomasphilia

Someone who is aroused by horrific accidents and career-ending sports injuries.

I must suffer from Thomasphilia because watching Joe Theismann's leg makes me hard.

by eaglesshow September 8, 2016

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

by Monty Burns May 7, 2020

Four Dollar Toast

A symbol of the rapid gentrification of San Francisco, $4 toast can be traced back to The Mill Cafe, in Alamo Square. An 'artisanal' food craved by the same hipsters that America loves to hate, but that America's young tech elite sucessfully pushed out of the City by pushing rents to the highest level in the nation.

So now cafes in San Francisco are frequented by yuppies with small dogs and kombucha-sipping, origami-enjoying, yoga-worshipping upper-middle class vegan couples.

And toast is four bucks. But hey gay marriage is legal!

Four dollar toast is to SF as the cronut is (was?) to NYC. Inflation will make it alright though.

by IntrepidWesterner July 13, 2015

Thomas the Tank engine

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

by LVK December 5, 2007