Arabian Tissue

It is where a man (or woman) uses his female partner's genitals as a tissue.

Dude, i totally Arabian Tissued Christyna last night!

by Nade January 11, 2008

uhn tiss

Porno music; the sound typically assosciated w/ porno or to porno soundtracks

Tom: Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tis...

Amy: STOP MAKING THAT PORNO SOUND!!!

by Tom has no names left November 8, 2008

Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 7, 2009

Tissed

When someone or something is Pissing you off at the same time, it is ticking off another person.

Man 1: Damn that girl hella pissed me off dude...

Man 2: I know man, her attitude really ticked me off!!!

Man 1 & Man 2: She just tissed us off!

by Awsomeness9595 August 20, 2009

tissue bits

tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

by Tara1978 September 23, 2007

Tism Rizz

When autism symptoms, such as hyperfocus, or social anxiety, come across as cute, attractive, or flirty

"He didn't even know you were flirting with him. He's seems so innocent sometimes. Right Beth?" -Josy
"Ya, sometimes. He's got that tism rizz for sure." -Beth

by ATLASIAN July 24, 2023

need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003