Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Crack Slot

A female who is willing to exchange Intercourse for the Narcotic substance "Crack"

That ho just opens her legs to anyone willing to smoke some Crack with her, what a Crack Slot

by Nigga pleeez January 9, 2012

dopamine slot machine

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn

tiktok is a dopamine slot machine

by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024

Slot lizard

1. Women looking for "special attention" sitting at the slot machines in a casino .

2 . Slot lizards to casinos are the same as lot lizards to truck stops

The casino was full of slot lizards for the people to see 👀!

by Boombox85 September 18, 2022

slotting grace

When you see a dog who is confused as to why he/she is floating in space.

"Omg look its a slotting grace!"
"Don't you mean floating space dog?"
"Same thing man..."

by RennJoper September 15, 2017