hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011

Dong Jaw

When her mouth and jaw are sore from sucking too much Dick.

Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.

If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Diddy Dong

Another word for Dick, penis or weiner

He got a small diddy dong. I've seen it

by TheDiddyDong69 January 6, 2019

Unsolicited Dong

A text message or email picture of a man's penis sent to a woman who had not asked for it.

Dude did you hear? Jenn Sterger is suing Brett Favre over his unsolicited dong.

by Jhonny Jay December 11, 2010

Dong sneeze

Euphemism for ejaculation.

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice

by 535 March 7, 2011

James Dong

James dong is james bonds brother, who drives the most shit car ever. This Car was created in automation by dr. shinyodd, a well known Furry and car lover. with the help of his friend STREAM ChaT. James Dong hates his car yet has no brain

Ah yes, i remember James Dong. What an idiot! he loved Ying Yang Spinny Thangs. and drove the shittiest car of automation
BUISNESS BUISNESS BUISneSS

by James Dongers June 24, 2019

dong cheddar

When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.

Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.

by HobO_DeluxE June 6, 2014