Taint Candy

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.
Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.
by derikjakob January 27, 2011
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taint bomb

When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.
I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up as a taint bomb.
by TaintMan2131 August 02, 2009
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taint ripper

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.
by Taintrippperrr March 31, 2009
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taint cramp

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.
Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!
by Atomic Smartass September 07, 2017
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taint feathers

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.
by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017
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Taint Holders

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!
by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018
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Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA
I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing
by Maxie Gee November 05, 2010
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