When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.
by derikjakob January 27, 2011
by TaintMan2131 August 02, 2009
1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half
-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?
-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.
-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.
by Taintrippperrr March 31, 2009
by Atomic Smartass September 07, 2017
The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017
by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018
by Maxie Gee November 05, 2010