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Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image
"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"
by Cody Persun March 22, 2009
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stonking

That Brenda is fuckin' stonking
by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003
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Sporking

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.
by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015
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sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper
Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking
by toadvine August 25, 2013
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short stroking

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.
by AGTheRanter November 9, 2013
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stoking the fire

Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."
by ninjabadger May 24, 2004
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Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.
I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.
by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019
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