Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
by vingen February 22, 2019
Get the Cervical Squidsmug. Person 1: Holy shit, look at that guy. He's 6"8, weighs 100 pounds, and biggest head I've ever seen.
Person 2: Oh my. He a squid boi.
Person 2: Oh my. He a squid boi.
by BIG SCRAP January 15, 2016
Get the Squid boimug. The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.
"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."
by Thewalis December 27, 2013
Get the squid gripmug. A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck”
by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019
Get the Squid fuckmug. A parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the Squid, is celebrated in all its glory.
Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.
Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?
Squid Parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on January 2nd, and 12:18 am on January 3rd. This time symbolizes the Squid's New Year.
Two places where this celebration takes place religiously, Squid Road in Oak Bay, WA, and Squid Row in Santa Cruz, CA, have been noted as being the two most "Formidable" locations on the planet... Coincidence?
Person one : "Hey Jon, did you hear about the Squid Parade going on in Santa Cruz next week?"
Person two : "Yes."
Person two : "Yes."
by Sucubus June 15, 2012
Get the Squid Parademug. When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.
by pellius_2000 October 22, 2018
Get the Szechuan Squidmug. 1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.
2. used as an insult.
3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
2. used as an insult.
3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet
1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"
by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009
Get the Noob Squidmug.