shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 April 4, 2009

sologomy

A person who only has sex with himself. They only masturbate and don't have sex with other people. They practiced sologomy. (solo) by themselves or sologomy. Monogomy is sex with one person and sologomy (solo) is sex with oneself.

The monk lived a life of sologomy in the monastery. After he broke up with his girlfriend, Bill decided he was tired of dating and decided to practice sologomy from now on. The geek couldn't find anyone to date so he lived a life of sologomy.

by tony1492 August 27, 2013

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008

Slonge

When one rubs a body part (usually the hand) on another's neck. This will result in a brief but distinct choking noise.

"dude, i'm gonna go slonge Bridget"
"cool man"
"CKKKKKKKKKHHH"

by Joe/Dan/Kevin January 3, 2009

shlong

slang for penis

put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong

by blind December 10, 2003

shlong

a large penis

It beacuse I have a hugh shlong isnt it.

My shlong is 80 pounds, I know you want this shit!

by chole west March 23, 2003

shlong stew

when a male ejaculates into a bowl of cornflakes and tricks a girl into thinking it's milk.

Joe: I gave my sister sum nasty shlong stew.

by Austin Rape December 30, 2007