when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010
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1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
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1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
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Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
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