Fart Simpson

When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.

Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there

by Cumpman April 20, 2016

ms simpson

Complete bitch

Don't be a ms Simpson

by Anatoliy September 4, 2016

jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.

Jessica Simpson is such a dumb blonde

by Quenetteo October 4, 2005

jessica simpson

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.

Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?

by reese November 25, 2004

jessica simpson

a freshly turned out whore.

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

Jessica Simpson

stupid byotch, plain and simple.

Is it chicken or tuna..?

by loooorrnadoonnne June 29, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.

Ashlee... bitchy ho'

by lolwut484793ue3j February 19, 2005