Simon

The most amazing, caring individual you'll ever meet. his impressions will make u giggle, and his smile will make u melt. he's the most Psychobilly boy out there. he often wears bondage pants, butt flaps, creepers and a psychohawk. he may look tough and mean, but in actuality he is the sweetest person ever. he'll make your heart melt.

"have u met simon yet?"
"nope"
"well, you should. your life will be more complete."

by Nikki Cupcakes February 19, 2009

simon

Simon (Si-mon): Adjective; to be a lad, legend, general all round party animal.

"Dude you're the life of the party, you're such a Simon" "Mate did you see that guy, he is a REAL Simon" :D

by Laskar man March 6, 2007

Samosa

Food of choice for FOBs and ABCDs alike. Spicy potatoe wrapped in spicy outer laying. Usually an appetizer.

Rajiv: Oh Parvinder yar, the samosas are boiling it up in here! FOBULOUS!

Parvinder: Thats right! Increase the volume please!

by Zam January 18, 2004

simoleons

the term used for money or dollars in the sims game (by Maxis).

1st boy: i found an awesome game cheat for the sims! it gets me unlimited simoleons!

2nd boy: dude, who plays the sims anymore?

by hellospontaneous June 22, 2009

Simon Sex

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

by Team KC January 9, 2009

blood, sweat and Carly Simon

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.

J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>

by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006

simon cowell day

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic

Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!

by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008