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singing soraya

Person that sings and has a big mouth like a goldfish
Your singing is good but you need more singing soraya
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porch swinging liquor pig

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.
Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.
by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006
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Swinging Richard

A term for junior-enlisteds in the Army, who all wear the rank of 'private'
Drill Sergeant to basic trainees: "I better see every last swinging richard on that bus in 5 mother fuckin minutes!"
by Jespo87 September 28, 2008
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the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.
Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.
by Morbidia June 5, 2005
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Slinging

Another word for selling drugs. People who sling drugs often hang out in alleys and sell people walking by lots of crack cocaine and marijuana.
Tom: "I saw this guy slinging dope today in Times Square, the police came and made a big scene of that slinger."

Josh: "Wow, that guy must have really taken the L."
by ɯ August 24, 2018
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Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.
Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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Hash Slinging Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher is from the “Night Shift” Episode of SpongeBob Squarepants (Season 2 Episode 16). He was a violent drug dealer who sold hash (the weed kind) and would “get you.”
by nashdingingflasher April 13, 2019
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