tül shed 

1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

tül shed by gar4ett December 14, 2008

take it behind the shed

A term used when two people want to settle an agreement with no witnesses. Usually In a violent way.

That fool was messing with me too much so I told him "let's take it behind the shed

take it behind the shed by CharleneLover9000 May 29, 2017

black shed 

Any inner-city White Castle.

All da brothas go hang out at the black shed after midnight.

black shed by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

he-shed

a guy that has not had sextual intercourse

im no longer a he-shed

he-shed by 2 cute January 14, 2008

have shed, will travel 

fairly popular adage over low-counties, england way.

stems from the crazy-popular fad around mid nineties for local heroes to give in to, wordly: Good, ditch all their property (recoup later) except ideally, their shed, but oftentimes some other household equipment, convert it to a motor vehicle and travel from land's end to John O'Groats, all along motorways all the way.

said fad came to a doleful end when one brave endeavorer try to make amphibious craft from a wash basin and cross to Orkneys - unsucessful. someone coulda died. tomfoolery!

so, sort of this term exudes the joys in realising potential whilst going nowhere fast.

a): you headin off to land's end on your arse on that settee?
b): oh, do moot me a point. nah the shuffle function on my i-pod might present a song ordering that represents a fate i'd prefer not to realise.

you, *eyes skyward*: have shed, will travel.

have shed, will travel by silencut March 4, 2009

not the brightest tool in the shed 

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

not the brightest tool in the shed by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015

chicken shed 

when someone does something seriously retarded.
referring to 'chicken shed' the well known theatre school/club for disabled children.

Guy 1: dude, john just tripped up some stairs then fell back down them.

Guy 2: fuck, that is some serious chicken shed shit right there lol!

chicken shed by gladtohelp63 October 29, 2009