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scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.
I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.
by oldsport December 31, 2014
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Scrawtch

Scrawtch {Skra-ch}:
1. A placeholder for any word you'd like, but usually in place of cuss words.
2. To have sexual intercourse or ejaculate.
3. To ruin or deconstruct.
Other forms: Scrawtched,Scrawtching,Scrawtches
1: Ahh scrawtch!
2: Scrwatch'd in yo girl last night
3: Scrwatch {term 1}! I spent hours on that origami and you just go and scrwatch it up!
by bekinneyn April 22, 2018
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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.
"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."
by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017
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Scratch Animators 2.0

Scratch Animators 2.0 is a server on discord. Most of the members come from scratch.mit.edu.
by trixhd October 21, 2019
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Scratch

Yo bro are you scratched she’s fire
by DTS SWAV December 13, 2019
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scratch it

lemme show you how to scratch it BMFABETEHETHETETBETBEBATBEBABETBMFABETATAHETETBETGABETEBBTEABTHABHRTBHRTHEHAHBMBETTBABTBETAEBTETBHTEHABHETAHETABM
by comedykun March 4, 2021
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scratchmonkey

Scratchmonkey: the act of rubbing the male or female anatomy on a fresh cut log.
Murrey seen Carmen acting like a scratchmonkey
Hey bro I seen carmen rocking on a log does she have the scratch monkey.
by Chreenewb December 12, 2021
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