Schlitz

A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.

There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.

"I heard Jake went to a Creed concert. What a schlitz."

by Landshark30 May 13, 2015

schnitzer

Commonly used to denote an iconic trio. The term can also be used to display mischief in a family setting accompanied with violence, yelling, and social issues.

A person that bangs a lot of chicks.

1) My son is crazy with his two friends! When they're together they become a schnitzer!
2) This guy is a total chick magnet! He is a total schnitzer!
See schnitz

by !___! August 29, 2018

Schnitzeled

When a German vehicle has been modified (in poor taste). Rather than it being "RICED" it is Schnitzeled. The wiener being the driver, and the schnitzel being the modified vehicle.

As an Audi S4 rolls past on lowering springs with a body kit and straight pipes... That poor S4 has been schnitzeled! Look at the wiener driving it.

by bicyclejohn September 26, 2018

shwitzz

Shwitzz is the ultimate gamer. too such an extent that his life is a waist.
yet does it is not obveus at first glance

That dude over there looks normal, wonder what he is like.

He is a Shwitzz, don't be fooled.

by Josef Tepp November 15, 2021

Dirty Schnitzel

When you finger someones ass and wipe it on their upper lip leaving a Hitler stash on their lip.

"Donny gave me a dirty schnitzel last night at German fest."

by WankyWanda June 28, 2021

schlitzer

a bff who always does stuff with you, for example, poops (or smashes), collects baseball cards, etc. also enjoys a light snack every now and again( preferably a chocolate rice krispie treat). favorite number is 33

yo, you see number 33? hes my best friend, hes a schlitzer.

by jkitty13 December 7, 2010

Schnitzel Fritz

Variation of the Georgia Scorcher. When a person passes out inebriated, his or her underwear are removed, a hot dog is eased up the anus, and underwear/pants are replaced. The victim will eventually awake, appearing to have pooped a whole frankfurter.

That dude was so drunk, he got schnitzel fritzed without a single twitch.

by kungfoojedi July 6, 2015