shwitzz

Shwitzz is the ultimate gamer. too such an extent that his life is a waist.
yet does it is not obveus at first glance

That dude over there looks normal, wonder what he is like.

He is a Shwitzz, don't be fooled.

by Josef Tepp November 15, 2021

holy shwizzl

Describes an outburst of excitement and surprisement at the same time.
Can also be used as a description of surprised disgustment.

Holy shwizzl that thing is huge what is it?
I can't believe it, i'm so pissed holy shwizzl.

by Mex K. September 6, 2018

Swizz/ Shwizz Juice

The juice, it makes you're entire body swizz up when you drink it. Only sold at Quick Checks in New Jersey.

"Ok homes, in 15 minutes, we gonna go to Quick Check, kill everyone, break everything, and take all the swizz juice"

by Richard Lao December 15, 2004

shwizz

A word to describe something being cool

Oh man, that fanny pack is shwizz, I want one, where'd you get it?

by J Gibbs from Bellevue July 3, 2010

shwitzer

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer

man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it

by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

shwizzasted

On the inebriation scale of 1 -10, shwizzasted is a 14. It means that you couldn't have gotten more drunk without something going terribly wrong.

Dude 1: Yo you were wasted last night.

Dude 2: Nah bro, I was shwasted

Dude 1: Maybe, wizzasted?

Dude 2: Psh... SHWIZZASTED

Dude 1: Nice...

by bongbong mcbongski September 9, 2009

shwizzle

It means to get head and bang a M.I.L.F at the same time without a commitment.

Im having a SHWIZZLE and it is off the hizzle with Tiffany's nigwhore.

by Rob A.K.A. Blackrob April 10, 2003