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holy shwizzl 

Describes an outburst of excitement and surprisement at the same time.
Can also be used as a description of surprised disgustment.
Holy shwizzl that thing is huge what is it?
I can't believe it, i'm so pissed holy shwizzl.
holy shwizzl by Mex K. September 6, 2018
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Swizz/ Shwizz Juice

The juice, it makes you're entire body swizz up when you drink it. Only sold at Quick Checks in New Jersey.
"Ok homes, in 15 minutes, we gonna go to Quick Check, kill everyone, break everything, and take all the swizz juice"
Swizz/ Shwizz Juice by Richard Lao December 15, 2004
Oh man, that fanny pack is shwizz, I want one, where'd you get it?

shwitzer 

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer
man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it
shwitzer by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

shwizzasted 

On the inebriation scale of 1 -10, shwizzasted is a 14. It means that you couldn't have gotten more drunk without something going terribly wrong.
Dude 1: Yo you were wasted last night.

Dude 2: Nah bro, I was shwasted

Dude 1: Maybe, wizzasted?

Dude 2: Psh... SHWIZZASTED

Dude 1: Nice...
shwizzasted by bongbong mcbongski September 9, 2009

shwizzle 

It means to get head and bang a M.I.L.F at the same time without a commitment.
Im having a SHWIZZLE and it is off the hizzle with Tiffany's nigwhore.
shwizzle by Rob A.K.A. Blackrob April 10, 2003