schremp

The term for shrimp, a small marine creature, by the African American race

Ay d'shawn let's go down to Bubba Gumps and get some schremp.

by Quacker jack February 27, 2014

schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016

Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016

Schnum

Schnum: Sharting, and cumming all at once, caused by a sneeze.

-Dude I've got wicked allergies, I just schumned all over your car seat, I'm so sorry.

-Was that a schnum?
-I think he's schumning, don't talk to that guy.

-Instead of a wet dream, I had a schnum dream.

-I quit my job at the old folks home, too many people were schnuming on me!
-I didn't know pornhub had a schnum section! Neat.

by joeco51 April 22, 2017

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schtumpp

Intercourse, To fornicate.

I'd like to schtumpp her.

by Dictionary001 December 24, 2017

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018