schmoogit

An expression of anger or remorse.

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!

by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011

schmoople

An old badger's ear

oh my that badger has a rather large schmoople!

by BarryChuckle727 July 9, 2014

Schmooze

One (often of the male gender type) who insists on incessant flirting. Usually consisting of talking about "embarrassing" situations that really are a round about way of bragging. The game never stops, and they're always at it.

"The Schmooze wouldn't stop hitting on me and telling me about how terrible it was that so many girls like him."- the girl

by vitctim of a schmooze December 31, 2008

schmook

When a person starts to like anyone that gives him or her any attention

Amy is a schmook.
That girl likes so many guys, she is such a schmook.

by ktwinner91 January 21, 2009

SCHMOOZE

A thing inside a person that makes them different/cool.... the schmooze is very hard to define.... if you had the schmooze you would understand.

see "swagga"

Person 1: Look Sparky, kaci doesn't have the schmooze!
Sparky: Yes, i know. I must hit her very hard with my wand so i can disapperate her to the island of the misfit homosapiens, the land of the schmoozeless.
A Person: Good job.

by SPARKY, all powerfull ONE March 3, 2009