Schmidty

One who never throws down for pot. A person that always gets smoked up.

Guy 1: Yo lets get some pot!
Schmidty: Yea yo
Guy 2: Lets each throw down 5 bucks
Schmidty: Nah son, im running low on cash

by El Diablo Magik Man April 3, 2010

Schmitt's

Another word for "gay". In reference to Saturday Night Live skit involving Adam Sandler and the late Chris Farley.

Schmitt's Gay.

by Sic2bSic December 19, 2008

Schmitty

A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.

Look at all these Schmittys. Every beer is still half-full. And now we're out of beer.

by St. Tee February 4, 2010

Schmitt

A little annoying prick that usually talks the whole time

Oh here's hat schmitt

by WOWIE MEME September 6, 2017

Schmids

Marijuana advertised as mids, when in reality it is schwag.

Man, I smoked some schmids the other day, and I wasn't even buzzed.

by Chimp of Doom October 2, 2008

Schmitty

A guy who has a thing for his older sister

Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!

by PoopMamba69 August 24, 2016

hinker schmitzel

the act or process of messing up

i screamed hinker schmitzel to mess hunter up

by michael flywell April 6, 2009