Schmeal

The term “Schmeal” can be whatever you want it to be because it doesn’t have a single definition. Dropping “schmeal” in a roast battle can help you instantly win. Or maybe it can help you get outta the friend zone. “Schmeal” has unlimited possibilities

Dan: that’s why your mom is so hot
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal

Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend

by Wugar19 July 10, 2022

uber schmeared

When someone gets stubbed out badly

Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!

by James Owens June 12, 2008

Hershey Schmear

A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.

I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.

I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back

Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.

by JimTimH. August 13, 2012

schenley

1.adj another word for asshole

1. The schenely boy never did know how to take a good deed the right way.

by Charles January 25, 2005

Operation Schenectady

An Internet group which trolls MySpace and other social networking websites looking for pictures and references of people acting foolishly or engaging in embarrassing activities and them sends the collected material to the profile owner's employers, college professors, and anyone else they can figure out associates with the profile owner in an effort to ruin reputations. Also known as OpSchen for short.

Operation Schenectady just got Brenda fired because they sent her MySpace drinking pictures to her boss at the law firm!

I don't know who started Operation Schenectady, but it was probably some asshole with too much time on their hands who was rejected in life and can't spend their free time masturbating to online porn like the rest of us. What a douche!

OpSchen is not a good "option!"

by You See Me in Club, Bottle Full Bub March 15, 2008

Schmeat

Schmeat roughly stands for "Cooler than sweet; better than fake meat."

It is used similar to sweet, but is used when something needs a higher complement than sweet/and or fake meat.

That awesome shit that just happened was fucking schmeat.

"Hey man, I just won tickets to see your favorite band, and you here's the fifty bucks I owe you plus a shitload of interest."
(in response) -Schmeat.

by michael sheely September 28, 2004

schmang

a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared

After talking on my cell phone, I always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.

Don't put your feet on the couch. I don't want schmang on the cushions.

Don't hug me. I've been working out and I feel all schmangy.

by djbizze October 5, 2005