schmetto

shockingly getto

That wal-mart is so "schmetto" I won't set foot in it.

by HolRocks December 11, 2010

schmektic

when something or a situation is half schmick and half hectic

that party was the micky mouse it was SCHMEKTIC

by BALCONY BAR CREW December 14, 2010

Schmetesicle

A tiny dick.

The man on the left has a Schmetesicle. The man on the right has a huge one.

by Supermanmaninthebox December 2, 2010

Schmatle

Very small object. A cross between small and little.

Tis a schmatle car ya have there mikey!

by The Almera boyz March 26, 2011

Schmette

Female version of a "Schmoe"

A foolish, naive, boring woman.

"Hey lets invite Evelyn to the party"
"No, that girls a Schmette"

by SoapDodger October 12, 2012

shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016

Shmeat

1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.

Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.

by Trankini has no weenie January 30, 2017