scatterbrain

Scatterbrain describes the neurological effects of negative, nonsensical and commercial bombardment on those living in "the age of videography". Symptoms include inability to distinguish quality from garbage. Those inflicted with the disease are sometimes called vidiots.

Turning on any TV network channel at prime time OR watching Most Popular "vids" on YouTube OR "cell phone shopping" in Trader Joe's will induce rapid onset of scatterbrain symptoms.

by Bob Kiger September 8, 2007

Lilly satterfield

Lilly Satterfield is one ugly fat cunt! She’s chunky and looks like a blob fish. Her body is shaped very weird too. She thinks she’s cool and thinks she’s in a gang, but she’s not. She’s a pussy too, she might act like she’ll fight you but when in comes down to it she will run away and cry! her only insult is “dike ass bitch” bc she thinks it makes her cool. She cheats on her boyfriend with her best friends boyfriends and send nudes to everyone! She might flex on her snap w alcohol and weed everyday, but she can’t handle it! Every time she drinks or smokes she passes right out! Lilly satterfield is the type of girl who tries too hard, looks like a blob fish, only wears one piece swim suits, very ugly, everyone has her nudes, back stabs any friends she has, she can’t hang! and skinny legs but a fat belly. If you come across a Lilly satterfield, BEAT THE BITCHES ASS!!

“did you see that girl lilly satterfiel? she litterally looks identical to a blob fish!” “Lilly satterfield is so annoying and ugly”

by Zknswixidnnsjs332 July 7, 2019

Scatter muncher

An indecisive bi-sexual woman.

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

scatter cat

someone that worries too much, and doesn't have control of their situation

1: that scatter cat is damaging my cool
2: chill kitten, stop being a scatter cat.

by beatshoes May 21, 2008

Sitternet

A child who comes home after school and is given a computer in lieu of adult supervision.The modern day equivalent of a latch-key kid.

Judy can't afford an after school sitter, so she bought a sitternet.

by JasonAspen October 2, 2009

scatter spray

explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray

Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

shatterfast

A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.

I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.

by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011