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sammy skeezers

A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.
Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.
by scott justice October 12, 2010
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Sammy Smalley

If someone is short and female they may be referred to as a "Sammy Smalley"

It comes from the film Santa Claus 3 where a female elf was called "Sammy Smalley"
I can see over that girls head. Shes such a Sammy Smalley
by angelface101 April 1, 2011
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Sammy Gravano

One of the cruelest mobsters ever. known for his cruel way of killing people. such as when he took a suspected flip, or rat, and took a nail gun to his knee's, what a badass. also in jail now for selling extacy in Arizona. was worth 260 million, now worth....NOTHING!
got the nickname the bull from the way he fought bigger kidds and won as a kid. also was a flip himself to get a shorter prison sentence.
Sammy "The Bull" Gravano: i shall put a nail gun to your knees and pull the trigger a few times for you to fess up...punk
suspected flip: alright just make it kinky.
Sammy: FUCKER!
*nail gun goes off 455,000,000,000 times*
by John Gotti June 11, 2006
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DJ Sammy

bloke - creator of dodgy dance tunes,responsible for reincarnation of old crappy dance tunes, his beats are played in Turkish clubs and are loved by Birmingham lasses.Hangs with a blonde man-like girl who sings most of the songs - so what actually does DJ Sammy do?
lass: "Mega, they're playin' DJ Sammy down the greasy Hag tonight. Lets go get wasted!"

"After the boys of summer have gone."
by Kate August 9, 2003
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sammy sosa

a fucking loser dumbass bitch shit fucker who played for the fucking cubs
Hey stop being a sammy sosa u bitcxh
by sammy sucks January 29, 2005
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Sammy Hagar

A talent musican born on October 13, 1947. Was well known in Van Halen, his solo carrer, hsas, Chickenfoot, Montrose and the Wabo's. Often compared to David Lee Roth who David maybe good but Hagar is way fuckking better. Hagar is also the best solo artist.
Sammy Hagar is the most successful muscian in the world
by urbanguerilla June 27, 2013
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sammy moses

1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person

2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.
"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"

"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."
by whateveryouwantmetobe February 21, 2009
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