Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.

Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.

by darth wazza September 27, 2006

rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

by Nick Millar April 27, 2006

sierra salmon

A girl that needs to shut the fuck up sometimes

Guy 1: that girl is being a Sierra salmon

Guy 2: such a shame

by Ilovemilfs420 July 19, 2021

Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

Smoked Salmon

The Smoked Salmon Experience

is when you eat a girls vagina

while smoking a cigarette

Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?

Moose: It was an experience

by CheesecakeMoose March 18, 2023