Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.
"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
by Space Freak January 02, 2012
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smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.
"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
by JustineBakker July 11, 2008
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salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.
by darth wazza September 27, 2006
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rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.
by Nick Millar April 12, 2006
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toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 27, 2017
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Whitehorse Salmon

When you are having vaginal sex with a woman and you are about to ejaculate but you surprisingly stick a salmon from the Yukon territories in her anus as soon as you cum.
i’m totally gonna whitehorse salmon you later!
by patrick stewart’s ass March 28, 2021
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Man salmon

"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"
by G Girl xoxo September 30, 2015
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