Razor Jimbob

A medieval word used to describe someone very poor and relied on archery to make his way through the world. Although, no matter how much it tried, it always failed in life. The use there high obesity to their advantage by suffocating people. They do whatever they can to protect their village, despite how poor, weak and pathetic they are. They have also been known to be "Owned" by Raloos.
"Hah matey', Look at 'em Razor Jimbobs begging!"
by Saloo January 20, 2008
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Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.
Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."
by Oscar N. Paulson November 29, 2012
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Razoring

A term used during drinking when a "razor" (a drunk individual who is extremely aggressive and loud) starts wildin' out and causing issues. They will often verbally and physically begin attacking the people around them, including but not limited to their friends, staff, and strangers looking in their direction.
Man you see that razor razoring, we ain't drinking with her no more.

I don't drink with Kesha anymore, she's always razoring when we drink. I don't got time for all that drama.
by Winterpanda1997 March 24, 2023
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Reges' razor

"Never attribute to oppression that which is adequately explained by free choice."

A philosophical razor proposed by computer scientist Stuart Reges in Quillette's essay "Why Women Don’t Code. A variation of Hanlon’s Razor.
"I suggest a variation of Hanlon’s Razor that one should never attribute to oppression that which is adequately explained by free choice. If men and women are different, then we should expect them to make different choices." - Stuart Reges defining Reges' razor
by Dronte June 26, 2018
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razorize

to shave one's entire body hair.
I razorize myself and the chicks totally dig it.
by imonlyhereforthepizza February 07, 2010
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Razor sharp object

Razor sharp object was at bassie today
by Kar.WJ August 01, 2023
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