lakewood ranch

a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time

there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to

most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money

bradenton, fl sucks

by Mike Wilder December 4, 2007

Texas Ranch Hand

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to slap a woman across the jaw.

"Shawn just gooed in his hand and gave me a Texas Ranch Hand!"

by Doucherocket Witcher December 20, 2008

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A term meaning: 1)two events simultaneously happening in two different locations.2)while that was going on there, this was going on here at the same time.

Jay was out buying Jenna flowers but meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jenna was sleeping with Jays bestfriend.

by anonymous May 4, 2004

bunny ranch

bunny ranches are giant whore houses, with beautiful chicks, that will do anything you want for thousands of dollars. They aint cheap, located outside of Vegas

jimmy : ey lets go get some poontang at a bunny ranch

by jane doe August 24, 2004

meanwhile, back at the ranch

An analogy for "to continue" or "as I was saying", after an unexpected, odd, or irrelevant interruption, utililizing the crude visual or vebal segues of low-budget movies and television shows in the 60's and 70's;

You are in the middle of a conversational anecdote when someone drops an object that makes a huge racket; " Meanwhile, back at the ranch- Dave said to me etc. etc."

by Ren May 3, 2004

Dildo Ranch

The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)

Cheers!

"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"

"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"

"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"

"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"

"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"

by Scoots and friends July 8, 2009

zesty ranch man

a shredded fortnite god. his abs are dripping with zesty ranch dressing though you would probably be distracted by his huge bulging muscles. he get all the ladies and has so much money. trust me when you see his bulging muscles dripping with zesty ranch dressing you will believe me.

ohhhhhhhh zesty ranch man

by dirkmfdiggler December 10, 2018