poverty cords

Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods

I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while

by anonymous October 28, 2021

Poverty

Lacking in character, substance, charm, or wins (sports teams or players.)

Guy 1: Why would an NFL team lose four straight Super Bowls?
Guy 2: The Buffalo Bills are a poverty franchise, bro.

by GBPackAttack December 11, 2021

puberty

It's fucked up bro...
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

man, hey puberty, this is easy. boy, this is awesome. girl, WTFFFFFFF. grill, AWWWWW BURGER

by Sigma chad male 34 April 4, 2022

Poverty Package

Basic cable

Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.

by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 17, 2022

poverty pusher

Someone who purposely goes out of their way to cause forceful poverty in someone's life.

Which one of you disgusting cretin poverty pushing d-bags assigned my password 808 for this position?

Why are these poverty pushers destroying careers.

by get.ur.boogie.on January 31, 2022

poverty pretty

When she pretty but stank and poor.

Ex:

Me: Yo, you seen that girl Jazmine?

Friend: Yeah, she cute, but she's look poor and she stank. She poverty pretty!

by wesley walker February 26, 2022

Puberty 1

Puberty 1, also known as Little Juvenescence, is a collection of behaviors exhibited in pre-teenagers (or teenagers) starting puberty. The behaviors are as follows: frustration and/or aggression towards parents, frustration and/or aggression around adults, lack of any emotion, only exhibiting happiness around friends, confusion and slight disgust of younger children, excessive dirty mindedness, obscene jokes, and tendency to get overemotional. These behaviors are very commonly found in pubescent males, but can also be examined in females.

“Shane was appalled at the little kids around us while he was hanging out with me!”
“Becky… it’s probably the Puberty 1 he’s going through.”
“What?—“

by jackie_xo May 20, 2022