Proverbial Haiku

Proverbial:

of, resembling, or expressed as a proverb: a phrase expressing a basic truth which may be applied to common situations.

Haiku:

a three-line poem in any language, with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven syllables in the second, usually with an emphasis on the season or a naturalistic theme.

Proverbial Haiku: a phrase in a haiku form.

"Proverbial Haiku," by Pseudonym The Wild

It's better to have,
loved and lost than never to,
have loved at all.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2013

Provean Fishsticker

a straight male who talks to girls/whales only and has no known male friends

That kid Brian sure is a provean fishsticker because I only ever see him talking to fat chicks

by Joethafarmer April 5, 2015

Providence

One of the best all-boys schools in San Antonio.

Central Catholic Boy: Duuuude! That Providence dude is fucking huge! Damn lemme get his number so we can work out later.

by GeraldotheThird20909 April 10, 2019

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020

Proedits

When an edit is so pro that you need a new word for it.

Yo, man. Did you see Luna Starfall's new amv?
Yes! It was proedits!

by BemTheBum March 26, 2021

walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.

I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night

by Will D Beast August 15, 2007

Divine providence

Everyone’s got their own view that works out for themselves

“Knigge I was just trying to tell you you’re not gonna be an alcoholic” “see that’s divine providence”

by Zeric1969 May 5, 2021