fishsticker

A typically self-righteous fundamentalist who affixes a fish sticker on the bumper of his or her motor vehicle to indicate Jesus is riding shotgun. Fishstickers believe that Jesus wants them to drive in the fast lane at ultra-conservative speed, and the astute motorist will recognize the fishsticker in a pattern of traffic ahead passing to the right of a mini-van. 'Fishsticker' is often used to indicate ultra-conservative.

"I knew Tabitha and I were star-crossed lovers upon discovery that her parents were fishsticker Republicans."

by Mo Dixley March 21, 2012

Fishsticker

(n)
A strip of duct tape or gorilla tape given to a nasty smelling female, intended to be used to seal shut the specific location of that vomit-inducing, nightmare fueling, pungent odor.

Ricky sniffed and instantlymade a distraught and nauseated expression when he leaned in to kiss Monica. He quickly pulled out a fishsticker with her name on it.

by IdntgivaFOX April 12, 2023

Provean Fishsticker

a straight male who talks to girls/whales only and has no known male friends

That kid Brian sure is a provean fishsticker because I only ever see him talking to fat chicks

by Joethafarmer April 5, 2015

these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

fishstick farts

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.

When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

Fishsticks

What gay fish like.

Cartman: Do you like fishsticks?

Kanye West: Yeah.

Cartman: You're a gay fish.

Kanye West: What?! Why e'rybody startin' des rumors 'bout me?! I ain't no gay fish!

by CFirenze April 10, 2009

Mr Fishstick

Mr Fishstick is the definition of a flex (and a tryhard at surviv) (that plays on mobile)

Person 1: Ah, look at my beautiful 28 you noobs. I got it on my beautiful iPad Air, y’all have trash stuff I have the best iPads
Person 2: What a Mr Fishstick you are
Person 1: blah blah
Person 2: blah blah

by Noeb7 January 6, 2020