Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.

Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012

Procrastination Masturbation

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.

Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.

by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013

productive procrastination

what your NOT doing right now!

do your homework you lazy ass

by preacher of the holy church of Sri May 4, 2004

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Ultimate Procrastinator

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies

Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.

by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020

Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

Intermediate Procrastination

Procrastination that occurs mid-task, thus interrupting the flow of productivity.

It took me five hours to write my mid-term paper last night. Had a lot of intermediate procrastination though.

by Buhnuhnuhnuhnuhwuh October 30, 2011