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procrastination 

delaying of some job until later; may be due to lack of enthusiasm or tiredness.
Procrastinator's motto:- Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

"I must do something about my procrastination, next year."

procastinate 

To waste time convincing somebody that they have to get a cast put on their broken limb.
Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!

Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.
procastinate by brainyuck July 17, 2011

procrastinator 

A lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.
Can't be arsed to do anymore work today, who's up for a bit of procrastination ?
procrastinator by Keri April 23, 2004

Productive Procrastination 

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.

procrastinating 

A word that is popularly used in setting facebook status for no good reason.
Santa is Procrastinating.
procrastinating by paliam May 7, 2009

procrastinator 

Someone who does some time-consuming shit and never gets off their lazy ass to get shit DONE.
You are a procrastinator just by reading this and not doing your damn work.