Soft to the poke, pudgy. If this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.
*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.
*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.
by foxayyyy June 16, 2010
Get the Pooh Bear mug.A term Middle School Girls use when hyping up their friends or something that is said. Avoid these kind of people.
by Lick My Nut August 11, 2020
Get the Period pooh mug.An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
by Meeeeech April 4, 2007
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1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".
2. The act of rendering something useless
3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".
2. The act of rendering something useless
3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.
"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"
"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."
.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.
"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."
.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.
by Mcnostril January 21, 2006
Get the screw the pooch mug.The act of pinching or pulling on your underwear though your pants in order to wipe your ass, often times creating a shit stain on one's tidy whiteys.
Did you see that guy grab the back of his shorts and jam his fingers in?...he's got a bad case of poochas gachas!
by Renegade Rider Palos Verdes August 29, 2014
Get the poochas gachas mug.a plothicorn is the most majestic creature known to man. they are what you get if you breed a unicorn, panda and sloth together. they can fly and they will never die.
by plothicornboy123 March 1, 2017
Get the plothicorn mug.Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
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