piss kidney

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.

Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).

piss kidney by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

piss biscuit 

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings

..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again

piss biscuit by renfield January 1, 2007

Piss Horn 

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

Piss Horn by James November 1, 2004

piss away 

To consume, spend, or employ wastefully; metaphorically: if you drink too much you will evacuate the excess in your urine.

The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. - Jared Schmitz

piss away by Garisenda March 6, 2007

piss in the mop bucket 

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.

We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!

piss in the mop bucket by YAWA August 29, 2017

piss kink 

i definitely don’t have one

piss kink

piss kink by idefinitelydonthaveapisskink May 19, 2021

piss bomb

A male with an uncut penis pinches his foreskin together while pissing into it. Once filled and the tip un-pinched, this releases a bomb-like blast of piss.

Mark let loose a piss bomb all over his sleeping friend.

piss bomb by Jeff Mo December 29, 2006