Perfect pinch 

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.

"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."

Perfect pinch by OttoParts June 9, 2009

Klingon Arse-Pinch 

The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.

Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.

Klingon Arse-Pinch by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006

Poor Pinch 

Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.

I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.

My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.

Poor Pinch by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009

pussy pinch 

To pinch a girl on the pussy or cunt!

To sleep with someone else's girlfriend!

To pinch or steal a beautiful cat or kitten.

"Hey! He just gave me a pussy pinch!"

"Hey Glenn why don't you go up to Miss Conway and give her a pussy pinch, I bet she will go wild for it!"

Donna went up to her Principle and said, "That dyke Tina just gave me a pussy pinch, I wanna report her ass for sexual harassment." The Principle replied, "And you didn't get anything from it?"

"Did you hear Tony did a pussy pinch with Matt's girlfriend last night!"

pussy pinch by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

one inch pinch 

a small penis, usually found on guys who are assholes

my friend Scott B. has a one inch pinch

one inch pinch by YOURE MOM July 22, 2006

swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

swing n pinch by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007

Vulcan nerve pinch 

The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts

I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.

Vulcan nerve pinch by SoMePeRs0n/guy March 22, 2007