piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 22, 2004

Piddlestrap

A small cloth covering for the male genital area. Includes a patented strap at the back which differs from the normal G-String. This strap can be tightened to block the flow of urine from escaping the clothed area. Many doctors warn against Piddlestraps, claiming that excessive use can lead to sterility. This has yet to be proven.

Customer: Hi there, I'm looking for a fetching new undergarment. Something snazzy, but with ample support for my pant banana.

Salesman: Right this way sir, we have a fine collection of Piddlestraps in the Underwear section.

by Tib. Crespo November 7, 2007

pedal pushers

item of clothing some people call long shorts but they are pedal pushers

Maddy wore pedal pushers to school

by little'un May 14, 2010

piddler

(WINCOLL) A tiny penis

Have you seen his cock? It's some rampant piddler...

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

pedal

Slang for mountain biking

Steve - "Were do you want to pedal today dude"

Biff = "Lets hit Dennison, at like 3?"

Steve = "Cool, see you there"

by chrisking5150 December 3, 2010

piddlewink

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.

"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"

by ST, Joco and Crook May 22, 2006

piddlepots

The unexpected up-rising of poo from the toilet and floats on the surface.

I was about to flush the toilet when I saw a piddlepots.

by PlasmaBeno December 27, 2010