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Philasande

A popular name in the Zulu culture in Southern Africa which also refers to someone being a Rogue badass. It also depicts someone with a large penis
"I wouldn't mess with that guy he is a total Philasande." or
"Man that guy has a Philasande penis."
by Gregg Morey May 19, 2014
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Philosophi-troll

1. a philosophi-troll is a person who interjects an opinion or any other irrational bias into a philosophical discussion. This includes, but is not limited to any of the following:
-Taking offense to any particular supporting point of the philosophical argument without taking into account its place in the structure of the argument
-contesting the argument on emotional grounds, or
-contesting semantics within any particular supporting point of the argument, especially if done so before hearing the conclusion of the thesis.

2. an internet troll who posts on philosophical discussion forums.
"Hey Vanessa. How was philosophy club?"
"You know. The normal. We had a good discussion going about free will vs determinism until this philosophi-troll started harping on about how the bible says God gave us free will."
by SidWreck January 10, 2010
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philosopher

Someone who makes a living out of thinking. What they essentially do is create "constructs" and boundaries for what can and cannot be thought or what is or what is not acceptable behaviour.

Their job is to make a construct that is acceptable to the largest number of people so that we don't go nuts killing each other.

That's the BEST they can do. And usually they suck at it because there's always a good deal of people smart enough not to fall for that bullshit.

It's arguable that if there were no philosophers to conjure up bullshit "social contracts," we'd all learn to get along fairly peacefully anyhow. In reality no rules for life do exist and we all get along pretty fucking well.

So essentially they are a bunch of (usually old) wankers blowing wind up each other's asses.
David Hume, Heidegger, Nietzsche, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and a medley of other asshats can be considered "Philosophers".
by Aihkeem Dawnerface March 22, 2009
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Wax Philosophical

When you're so stoned you think that fork is deep.
Stoner A: Dude, like ... fork.
Stoner B: Whoa! You like wax philosophical man!
by megalodon333 August 7, 2016
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philosophicalisation

1. When you Philosophise something philosophical properly with enough k you may, in the right environment obtain optimum philosophicalisation.

2. The pentium freebasing suplex pon membrane twice!
The pulsation of my Philosophicalisation was purely imagination for the total annihilation of the nation with true condemnation, one day we will be all Asian.
by The Philosophilisator June 11, 2011
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Philistine

a) a slug

b) someone that hates/doesn't understand physics
Manuel: the centripetal force is pushing me against this wall.

Mr. Soustek: What a philistine. Now you can never shoplift using a Faraday cage.
by slugswillburnwhenitrains October 23, 2010
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philosopher

A study of though of which there are 2 Arch Types,

Realist Philosophers: Asks not why, but how

Bull****er philosopher: Spends all day asking.....whyyyyyyy?

There may exist a counter balance of the 2 but these findings are inconclusive.
"Confucious was a realist philosopher, you are a bull****er"
by Some guy named Dalsus October 9, 2006
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